Books Characters & Songs

Jace: I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of Malec the goddamn ship?!"

Fangirl: No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of feels that you will feel.

Jace: I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"

Fangirl: No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...

Original song: I Write Sins Not Tragedies by Panic! At the Disco

Image: Tumblr, "thecircleleader"

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All I Want For Christmas Is Books - The Fangirl’s Song

I don’t want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need I don’t care about the fanart Underneath the Christmas tree I just want books for myself More than you could ever know Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas is books, yeah. I don’t want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need And I don’t care about the edits Underneath the Christmas tree I don’t need to hang my stocking There upon the fireplace Fanboys won’t make me happy With a band on Christmas Day I just want books for my myself More than you could ever know Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas is books A book, baby Oh, I won’t ask for much this Christmas I won’t even wish for fanfics And I’m just gonna keep on waiting Right outside the store I won’t make a list and send it To the North Pole for Saint Nick I won’t even stay awake to Hear those magic reindeer click ‘Cause I just want books tonight Holding on to them so tight What more can I do? Baby, all I want for Christmas is books A book, baby Oh, all the lights are shining So brightly everywhere And the sound of children’s Laughter fills the air And everyone is singing I hear those sleigh bells ringing Santa, won’t you bring me the thing I really need? Won’t you please bring my book to me? Oh, I don’t want a lot for Christmas This is all I’m asking for I just want to see my books Waiting right outside my door Oh, I just want books for myself More than you could ever know Make my wish come true Baby, all I want for Christmas is books A book, baby All I want for Christmas is books, baby All I want for Christmas is books, baby All I want for Christmas is books, baby All I want for Christmas is books, baby

Original song: All I Want For Christmas Is You

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Jingle Bells, Twilight Smells - The Fangirl’s Song #2

First of all, this is a parody, and no offense is meant to Twilight fans, the books or the author.

Dashing through the snow, In a one Thestral carriage O’er the grounds we go Laughing all the way. Bells on boar faced gates Making ghosts bright What fun it is to ride and sing A Hogwarts song tonight!

Oh jingle bells Twilight smells Edward ran away! Jacob cries Bella dies Harry Potter all the, Way! Jingle bells Twilight smells Jingle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride In a one Thestral carriage

A day or two ago I thought I’d take a ride And soon Miss Hermione Granger Was seated by my side The train was lean and lank Misfortune seemed his lot He got into a Dementor bank And we all got upsot

Oh jingle bells Twilight smells Edward ran away! Jacob cries Bella dies Harry Potter all the, Way! Jingle bells Twilight smells Jingle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride In a one Thestral carriage

A day of two ago The story I must tell I went out on the snow And on my back I fell; A giant was riding by In a oneThestral carriage He laughed as there I sprawling lie But quickly drove away

Oh jingle bells Twilight smells Edward ran away! Jacob cries Bella dies Harry Potter all the, Way! Jingle bells Twilight smells Jingle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride In a one Thestral carriage

Original song: Jingle Bells

Image: https://boldomatic.com/view/post/8iB3WA

Hope you enjoyed! I wrote (well... inserted fandom words) all of the lyrics that aren't in the pictures, and the Fangirl's Songs #1 and #2 can be found on my Tumblr (well... I posted them sometime around last Christmas): https://www.tumblr.com/blog/tls1709

~T-A-L